Frustated with all that pesky clean laundry that's hanging around waiting to be folded? At your wit's end trying to keep your toddler busy so you can catch up with your Twitter pals and update your Facebook staus?
You need the amazing No-Fold Laundry SolutionTM! Created by an expert in parenting and procrastination, the No-Fold Laundry Solution gives you minutes upon minutes of actual free time to do whatever it is you never get to do. Surf the Internet, brush your teeth, even pee in peace! Do whatever you want!
And there's absolutely no cost to you!
That's right. It's so easy, any mom or dad can us the No-Fold Laundry Solution. Simply place a basket of freshly laundered clothing anywhere within vicinity of your child. Stand back and watch it work. It's that easy!
It even works when you put the clothes somewhere seemingly out of reach for a 32-inch-tall person. It's virtually fool-proof!
AND, If you act slowly enough, you will get this BONUS! You have to do absolutely nothing! It takes no work from you at all. Once your toddler loses interest, the No-Fold Laundry Solution makes a comfortable bed for the family pets!
But you must act quickly. The No-Fold Laundry Solution is for a limited time only!*
*Cute toddler mess-making phase will not last. The No-Fold Laundry Solution is not responsible for meltdowns, tantrums or increased alcohol consumption. Please use the No-Fold Laundry Solution responsibly.
Day 236: How Moms Fit In Working Out
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I stood frozen in front of my desk Wednesday, staring at my minivan from the
window of my second-floor office.
*I don't feel like going. I feel like writi...





2 comments:
This solution also works if you wish to fold but want the "no-hassel with-drawers" method of laundry storage.
LOL! Totally.
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