Hair, There, Everywhere

People probably think I'm insane.

I'm constantly brushing my shoulder off like one of those vintage Selson Blue commercials. (Or, was it Head and Shoulders? Whatever, you know what I'm talking about.) Sometimes I just shake my arm or stick my hand down the back of my shirt. People probably think I'm weird. I feel weird.

I'm losing my hair one strand at a time and it tickles! I could just be sitting there and all of a sudden: What the heck is tickling me?! There it is -- another piece of my hair. They are just randomly detaching from my head one at a time. It's driving me crazy.

I'm not the only one suffering, though. I find dark brown strands on T Junior, too. Sometimes he has one in his fist. I even found one in his diaper the other day! I've had a piece of my hair in my undies before, so I know what that's like: not fun. Poor guy.

Our youngest dog came upstairs today chewing on something. "What are you eating," Mr. T asked her. She didn't answer, so he opened her mouth and had a look. "What is this?" He pulled out a knot of hair. I don't know where she got it. My hair mostly falls out piece by piece. It only comes out in big clumps when I rinse it in the shower. Anyway, it was gross.

For some reason I thought I was going to miss that phase where new moms lose their hair. I guess I was wrong.