TEN
You really can survive on six non-consecutive hours of sleep a night.
NINE
If you don't like what you're wearing, spit up on it. Then you have to change.
EIGHT
Modesty schmodesty. Who gives a rip anymore.
SEVEN
Poop happens. Always carry extra diapers.
SIX
When you think you have things figured out, you don't.
FIVE
Sometimes staying home in your jammies is more fun than going out.
FOUR
Dressing someone else means sometimes you don't get dressed...
or brush your hair...or wash your face...
THREE
Um, Three, I can't remember what I was going to say...
TWO
You can't live without automatic sliding minivan doors.
(Why can't we put these in place of every door across the globe?)
ONE
Moms have more fun.
NINE
If you don't like what you're wearing, spit up on it. Then you have to change.
EIGHT
Modesty schmodesty. Who gives a rip anymore.
SEVEN
Poop happens. Always carry extra diapers.
SIX
When you think you have things figured out, you don't.
FIVE
Sometimes staying home in your jammies is more fun than going out.
FOUR
Dressing someone else means sometimes you don't get dressed...
or brush your hair...or wash your face...
THREE
Um, Three, I can't remember what I was going to say...
TWO
You can't live without automatic sliding minivan doors.
(Why can't we put these in place of every door across the globe?)
ONE
Moms have more fun.
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